Funny Facebook Status

There is only 1 man in the whole world that will always stand by a girl's side no matter what life throws her way! That man is her daddy!

Status says what's on ur mind ---but every body just copy & paste from others...........

If u marry one girl, she wil fight with u.

But if u marry two girls, they will fight for u. !!

Think different :) :)

I have a head and also a tail. But i don't have body. What am I?

 I don't get it. Refresh my mind. Why would you even bother to bring her along. Everyone looks at me for a reaction. All I do is smile. & laugh a little inside.

Funny Facebook Status

Hates the moment in an argument when you realize your wrong
I heard some people have this terrible disease called "normal" It sounds terrible, so I'm glad I've never had it
A survey was done recently on why men like blow jobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and 82% just like the silence!

80 yr old finds his wife doing a handstand,naked against a wall.Shocked,he asks 'what are you doing?'she says ''I know u cant get it up,maybe u can drop it in!"

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Eyeglasses

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Quotes about Marilyn Monroe

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left."
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him."

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

Love Quotes for him

"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
"When we understand that man is the only animal who must create meaning, who must open a wedge into neutral nature, we already understand the essence of love. Love is the problem of an animal who must find life, create a dialogue with nature in order to experience his own being."


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Jellycat

Jellycat - Cordy Roys

Jellycat designs are unique with just a hint of "attitude" appealing to all ages. Bunglies and Junglies are always in demand.

Jellycat Design

From the depths of the Jungle, across the African safari, or a quiet green forest come the plushy delights of JellyCat soft toy animals! These delightful creatures with incredibly smooth, silky fur make the "purrfect" baby toys. From bunnies to zebras to the more familiar dogs and cats, there is a JellyCat companion for any animal lover in your life, big or small. And they come in a variety of sizes, making them great for all ages. Loveable and well-made, you can rest assured that no matter the hugs your JellyCat friend gets, it will stay in huggable condition for many years. Fall in love with these cuddly critters and welcome one home today!

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